I may be a corpse
Today I woke up cold .
I stood up and my limbs were stiff .
As stiff as terrible restaurant bread .
I got dressed and went to work only to be met by strange and terrified looks .
My boss called me into his office .
He was a strong man . But upon sight of me he turned pale as if he had seen a corpse .
He told me to have the day off .
So I decided to go to a date .
When she saw me she spewed vomit all over our table and shrieked and ran away .
I went home burdened with a heavy sadness .
Why did everyone look at me like I was some freak ??
I decided to look in a mirror to see what they saw .
And too my shock I was met with a pale grotesque corpse looking back .I think I may be a corpse .
