A newspaper seller comes up the street, and the speaker immediately casts him as a bird of ill omen—a flapping, screeching creature whose hoarse cry ruins the evening. This vendor doesn’t just announce the news; he glories in it. Hangings, shipwrecks, train crashes, war: all are grist for his shouted headlines. The speaker’s tone is sarcastic and weary, fed up with the way real suffering gets reduced to a sensational jingle. The refrain, “A double murder in Mile End,” becomes almost absurd through repetition, a grim sales pitch. When no famous person dies and no disaster strikes, the newsboy’s imagination simply invents one to keep selling papers. In the final stanza, annoyance hardens into open contempt—the speaker calls him a fiend and dismisses the story as a cheat. The mood is darkly comic and exasperated, a sharp-eyed satire of how tragedy gets commodified in the daily news.
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He comes; I hear him up the street-- Bird of ill omen, flapping wide The pinion of a printed sheet, His hoarse note scares the eventide. Of slaughter, theft, and suicide He is the herald and the friend; Now he vociferates with pride-- A double murder in Mile End!
A hanging to his soul is sweet; His gloating fancy's fain to bide Where human-freighted vessels meet, And misdirected trains collide. With Shocking Accidents supplied, He tramps the town from end to end. How often have we heard it cried-- A double murder in Mile End.
War loves he; victory or defeat, So there be loss on either side. His tale of horrors incomplete, Imagination's aid is tried. Since no distinguished man has died, And since the Fates, relenting, send No great catastrophe, he's spied This double murder in Mile End.
Fiend, get thee gone! no more repeat Those sounds which do mine ears offend. It is apocryphal, you cheat, Your double murder in Mile End.