The Upstairs Flat

Pete WinslowCheerful

The upstairs flat has been rented by an order of monks, who get up at 4 in the morning and chant. I'd almost rather the crazy woman with the TV set that ate cats was still there, but she got married and moved to the suburbs. The monks have purchased the great organ from the Fox Theatre, but none of them can play it. The crazy woman had an accordion, and of course when she fed a cat to the TV the noise was terrific, but I'm dreading the day they get someone into the order who can play the organ. The man downstairs drinks. He hasn't noticed the monks yet, but some morning when he's coming home from the bars he'll see the black-hooded figures filing out of the upstairs flat on their way to St. Peter and Paul's. He'll probably think they are ghosts, but he won't care much.

Pete Winslow
SourceLicence:Public domain (US, no notice)

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