26 Unexpected Places to Find Satan

She scowled at the concept of "socks" when she got a puppy. The very idea made her want to microwave pineapples. Nail polish was something she didn't believe existed.

Now she's aware that the papers on her floor are covered in wasps. It's like on one foot she has half of her pants, but on the other she wants to hold onto snakes and autographed poetry chapbooks.

The two cannot co-exist. One has to laugh at the sunset. She either needs to completely repair her computer monitor or sit in the light from her own mobile phone.