January: I’m starting to question the motives of my
toothpaste. I wonder if it really has my best interests
in mind.

February: I’m starting to question the motives of the
FDA. I wonder if they really have my best interests
in mind.

March: I’m starting to question the motives of my
smartphone. I wonder if it really has my best
interests in mind.

April: I’m starting to question the motives of my
newsfeed. I wonder if it really has my best interests
in mind.

May: I’m starting to question the motives of my
neighbors. I wonder if they really have my best
interests in mind.

June: I’m starting to question the motives of my
friends and family. I wonder if they really have my
best interests in mind.

July: I’m starting to question the motives of
teachers, doctors, repairmen, and businesspeople in
general. I wonder if they really have my best
interests in mind.

August: I’m starting to question the motives of my
supervisor. I wonder if he really has my best
interests in mind.

September: I’m starting to question the motives of
my religion. I wonder if it really has my best
interests in mind.

October: I’m starting to question the motives of my
president. I wonder if he really has my best interests
in mind.

November: I’m starting to question the motives of
my spouse. I wonder if they really have my best

interests in mind.

December: I’m starting to question my own motives.
I wonder if I really have my best interests in mind.