Twelve-Step Program
January: I’m starting to question the motives of my toothpaste. I wonder if it really has my best interests in mind.
February: I’m starting to question the motives of the FDA. I wonder if they really have my best interests in mind.
March: I’m starting to question the motives of my smartphone. I wonder if it really has my best interests in mind.
April: I’m starting to question the motives of my newsfeed. I wonder if it really has my best interests in mind.
May: I’m starting to question the motives of my neighbors. I wonder if they really have my best interests in mind.
June: I’m starting to question the motives of my friends and family. I wonder if they really have my best interests in mind.
July: I’m starting to question the motives of teachers, doctors, repairmen, and businesspeople in general. I wonder if they really have my best interests in mind.
August: I’m starting to question the motives of my supervisor. I wonder if he really has my best interests in mind.
September: I’m starting to question the motives of my religion. I wonder if it really has my best interests in mind.
October: I’m starting to question the motives of my president. I wonder if he really has my best interests in mind.
November: I’m starting to question the motives of my spouse. I wonder if they really have my best
interests in mind.
December: I’m starting to question my own motives. I wonder if I really have my best interests in mind.