What Free Will Gets You
I don't want to linger in the corner of the room From which the broom has declared itself a stranger
So I take to
Driving a Crown Victoria with the post-mount spotlight Looking for historical figures in beaver top hats Wandering the side roads leading from the shore Mostly we get jean short-clad armadillos
Searching the gutters for empties
I mark the miles By counting cheeseburgers and palm trees Watch time fly in my rear view window
Dumpster dive radio news
For clues regarding storm patterns Get lost in the steel-toned coolness Of the white collar show host
Carp in a barrel Curriculum vitae Always got those two mixed up