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Shorts are tighter—gut is sticking out.
Garret Schuelke
SourceLicence:Public domain
Shorts are tighter—gut is sticking out.
Three short lines, and a small, awkward moment: someone is getting dressed and finds that their shorts don't fit the way they used to. The speaker says it plainly. The shorts are tighter, and the gut is sticking out. There's no dressing it up and no long explanation.
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