Snickers and Knickers
Grown-ups sure strike me funny,
They say such silly things;
Like when a feller bumps his head
And fills it full of rings.
Some one will holler, "Don't you cry!
That didn't hurt at all!"
They tap themselves upon the bean,
"You see, I didn't bawl."
Oh no, they didn't raise a howl,
They wasn't even hurt;
But if they'd got it where I did
They'd want to bite the dirt.
A kid don't get a break at all,
He's got to stand the gaff;
No matter if he kilt himself,
He still has got to laugh.