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Resolution
You have thought you'd like to diet?
Well, take my advice: don't try it
Unless you can scram—you'll find
Soon as you make up your mind,
All the friends you ever knew
Start right in, inviting you
Out to dinner, lunch or tea—
And it always puzzles me
How the scales can climb so far
With that snack of caviar!
Well, there WERE some things I tasted—
Seemed a shame to have them wasted;
Yes, I'll find a hide-away
And count calories—some day!