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Care and Feeding of the Cummins Shredder
Bring only good intentions:
volumes of the past
too thick to burn
too dead to resurrect
Approach with gentle touch
feet securely anchored on clean swept floor
voice set for coaxing
Experiment with the thickness
of the feed: a single sheet
whines for something more solid
anything fatter than a pancake
halts all progress
Listen for the growl of satisfaction
Paper cuts are a potential hazard
Band Aids are on the shelf behind you
Think horizontal