ToS
If you agree to use our software
you are subject to the following
terms and conditions:
No copying, pirating, hacking
or otherwise acting
as if you own your computer.
If you lose your original copy,
we reserve the right to sell you
a new one at twice the price.
We will collect data about you,
documenting your every
twisted fantasy
to sell to our friends at Best Buy
and the FBI.
If you choose to delete our software
we reserve the right to
