Bring On the Rain

So I can loathe it And hate it with a passion And detest it. Bring on the rain So I can wish For it to stop Immediately, So I can worry About the million things I can't do Because of the weather. Bring on the rain So I can seethe with rage At the annoying people gronig That they hate getting wet, Until I join them And do the very thing I just asked them To stop doing. Bring on the rain So I can stare Out my office window And wish I was at home. Bring on the rain So I can distract myself From the mountains of paperwork And the people screaming my name. Bring on the rain So I can wish you hadnt.