Imaginary Friends

Sometimes people ask me,

Why I talk to myself so much,

I tell them that I have imaginary friends,

Often, they'll look at me weird and walk away,

But they never ask me the reason why I have imaginary friends,

The reason I have imaginary friends is because sometimes real people are mean,

They don't appreciate me for who I am,

So I have imaginary friends,

They don't judge me,

They don't make fun of me,

They're nice to me,

That is why I have imaginary friends,

Because real friends,

Are mean