Garden Party — Summary

We are dancing on a dingbat in the fury of a gale while a wiley alligator winds a kitestring on his tail, and we do not have to worry if the fury can’t abate, for the foolish old bassoon man has a catfish on his plate and the streamlined fancy foremast casts a shadow on our fate.

O, the moral of the story is the wellspring of the fool, and the quarrel of the sorry is the spinning of the spool.

When the roses grow forgotten in the gardens of the moon and the chickens all fly skyward on the string of the balloon, when the demons do their darndest to knock acorns from the tree and the long-awaited pirate ship comes sailing from the sea, then we’ll know it’s time to cut the cake and have a cup of tea.

O, the moral of the story is the wellspring of the fool, and the quarrel of the sorry is the spinning of the spool.

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Garden Party is a piece of playful nonsense, and the fun is in how seriously it keeps a straight face. A crowd dances on a "dingbat" in a storm, an alligator winds a kitestring on his tail, and a bassoon player sits down to a catfish dinner. None of it makes ordinary sense, but the speaker isn't bothered. Even the gale doesn't seem to matter: "we do not have to worry."

The second half lists more impossible events: forgotten roses on the moon, chickens floating up on a balloon string, demons knocking acorns down, a pirate ship arriving at last. When all that happens, the speaker says, it will be time for cake and tea. The refrain about "the moral of the story" sounds wise but dissolves into rhyme and sound, so the poem seems to be teasing the idea that stories must teach something.

The mood is cheerful, breezy and a little dreamlike. The speaker seems content to let the world be absurd, and to treat chaos as a good excuse for a party.

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