WHY THE PRINCE’S MOTHER WAS RELIEVED — Summary

He didn’t succumb to Sleeping Beauty, that languisher awaiting awakening. Or to Cinderella– self-righteousness waiting to happen– but of course, since it was his business, she didn’t tell him that.

She did tell him that he would likely not enjoy the kind of mother-in-law who’d imprison her daughter in a rock or sell her for a salad.

When he left on his quest, like all good mothers, she held her breath. For years.

She worried about trees grown from goat guts, lurking dragons, glass mountains; she had nightmares about the secret names of dwarves and stupid princesses with sensitive skin.

But he returned with a woman who had slipped in between the pages, who could read between the lines. For a dowry she brought big feet and inky fingers, songs about birds, stories about rabbits, a laugh that could shatter stone.

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Mary F. C. Pratt retells the fairy-tale quest from the mother's side, and the result is wry and warm. The prince turns away from the passive heroines, the sleeping one who just waits and the one whose goodness the speaker finds smug. The mother keeps her opinions about them to herself, since choosing is his business. What she does say is a dry warning about the cruel mothers-in-law of old stories, the ones who lock girls in rocks or trade them for salad.

Then she waits, holding her breath for years, her mind full of beanstalk-style trees, dragons and glass mountains. The humour is in how an ordinary parent's worry gets dressed in fairy-tale clothes.

The ending is a relief and a celebration. His bride is a reader who "slipped in between the pages," with big feet, inky fingers and a laugh that could shatter stone. She's real, lively and unpolished, and the mood turns from anxious to delighted.

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