Dog Jokes — Summary

Picked up from passing Chihuahuas,

Read off lampposts, Timing in the ether, Puns, premium– The canine scents of humor.

What a dog finds funny– How many squirrels does it take to screw in a… My food costs more than the human’s… A poodle, a Bernese and a lab walk up to a hydrant… Standards, low one-liners About places he can lick and we can’t, About barking at the wind, About the sun rising and setting, About being outside, About walking in the same loop as yesterday, …But isn’t it wonderful again today?

We think he knows a few, Carried in silent laughter. We’re certain, for the jolly smile, The fine mood, the lift of tail.

And at twilight’s barking, Made famous by more than one hundred Dalmatians, Hear, when news is slow, The muttly mirth of stand up:

Who let the housecats out?

Take my fleas, please–

But isn’t it wonderful again today?

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Pamela Hobart Carter imagines that dogs have a sense of humor, and that their jokes come from the same places their days do: lampposts, hydrants, passing Chihuahuas. The jokes she invents are silly and affectionate, with squirrels, poodles and a pun on "Take my fleas, please." Underneath the wordplay, the real humor is in the dog's routine: the same walk, the same sun rising and setting, the same outdoors.

The speaker clearly adores the animal. She admits we only "think he knows a few" jokes, but the wagging tail and jolly smile are enough to convince her. The refrain, "But isn't it wonderful again today?", repeats and turns the poem's gentle teasing into something sincere. The dog, it suggests, finds the ordinary new every time. The mood is warm, playful and a little wistful, and it nudges us to share that delight.

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