The Million and One Mistakes — Summary

are not your biggest mistake. It’s that you are on the verge of repeating them,

one after another, consciously this time because, after all,

they didn’t destroy you the first time around. So why not

tempt fate and, anyway, who can differentiate a mistake from its opposite,

whatever that may be. You just might pull through again

or get it all right this time without even trying

provided, of course, you are not stymied by that one

in a million mistake that does you in for good.

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Most of us regret our mistakes, but Wexler's speaker says the real trouble lies elsewhere: you're about to make them all again, and this time you know exactly what you're doing. The logic is wry and a little reckless. You survived the first round, so why not tempt fate? Besides, who can really tell a mistake from its opposite? Maybe repeating them will even turn out right, "without even trying."

The tone is casual and teasing, like someone talking themselves into a bad idea and half enjoying it. The short lines and slipping, run-on sentences give the thoughts a tumbling, careless momentum. But the ending changes the mood. The final warning about "that one in a million mistake" that finishes you "for good" arrives quietly, and it lands hard. The speaker's bravado turns out to be hiding a real fear. The poem is funny on the surface, but it leaves you thinking about how thin the line is between resilience and recklessness.

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