Dear Television

What has happened in the world lately? Should i be totally upset or calm and sedately?

Tell me who should I hate today? With who I am allowed to play?

What should I be afraid of this week? About what fears I am allowed to speak?

And what should I buy tomorrow? Where can I get some cash to borrow?

I'm so grateful for your great advice. I can even book a flight to paradise. All I have to do is make you my king. And for that you promise me everything.