Earth Variations

Earth! Earth! Earth! Price Reduced!

Rent out half

and live on the other!

Do you have a pacemaker or artificial heart valve? Do you have a hydrocephalus shunt?

Have you undergone any operations to counteract any head injuries?

Parcel 1:

The first parcel being the Planet Earth at 36 Valley Street decreed

from the estate of Anastasia Pomolo

to Archibald Pekor

by decree of the probate court

for the District of Poughkeepsie,

dated October 25, 1979.

Every purchaser of any interest in Global Property built prior to 1978 is notified that such property

may present exposure to humanity

from human-based paint

that may place residents under two years of age at risk of developing fatal halitosis

and self-angst.