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Dave BontaCheerful

Her brand-new bathroom’s feng shui is perfect: the floor-to-ceiling mirror fogs up immediately.

Not to sound callous, but what I remember most is how large & soft her guest towels were.

The old guy in the rest stop’s ultra-modern men’s room takes a long time zipping up, stands there looking all over for something to push.

The graffito might just as well have read, “Everybody Meditates.”

I sat on the crapper eating a sandwich. Hey, it happens.

In the men’s room at the public library someone reeking of body odor moaned & howled with abandon in the only stall. I pissed as quietly as I could.

Why would anyone name a kid “John”? He’ll get shat on, his girlfriend will write to tell him she’s found someone else, he’ll end up paying for anonymous sex.

Across from the toilet in a spider web near the floor a trapped millipede coils, uncoils.

Three million households in New York City and every one has an intermittent stream flowing through it.

At the back-to-nature jamboree hundreds of kids independently decided to go squat in the creek when they had to potty.

If I ever install a composting toilet, I’ll have to get one of those New Age desktop fountains with the little pebbles in it.

The old privy. A turd falls in. No sound of water.

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Dave Bonta treats the bathroom as a place worth paying attention to. The poem is a string of short scenes, some funny, some awkward, some oddly tender: a perfect mirror that instantly fogs, an old man hunting for something to push, a stranger howling in a library stall, a millipede stuck in a spider web. The speaker watches all of it with a dry, self-deprecating shrug ("Hey, it happens").

The tone is mostly jokey, but the jokes keep brushing against bigger things. The graffito that might as well read "Everybody Meditates" suggests that these private moments are a kind of quiet reflection. The millipede, the streams running through three million households, and the kids squatting in the creek all remind us that bodily life is shared and natural. The last image, a turd falling into an old privy with no sound of water, is silly and strangely peaceful. The mood is playful, observant, and gently humbled.

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