Porcupine
He waddled down to the creek each day, Chuckling over some secret joke, A proud old man who would not give way To any of the forest folk.
His armor of quills rattled and clicked, Warning all to clear his path. Even the bears knew they were licked; They turned aside in helpless wrath.
Quietly, slowly, he would drink his fill, Keeping a wary eye on me. Then, wheezing, he would climb the hill, Ludicrous in his great dignity.