The Upstairs Flat — Summary

Pete WinslowCheerful

The upstairs flat has been rented by an order of monks, who get up at 4 in the morning and chant. I'd almost rather the crazy woman with the TV set that ate cats was still there, but she got married and moved to the suburbs. The monks have purchased the great organ from the Fox Theatre, but none of them can play it. The crazy woman had an accordion, and of course when she fed a cat to the TV the noise was terrific, but I'm dreading the day they get someone into the order who can play the organ. The man downstairs drinks. He hasn't noticed the monks yet, but some morning when he's coming home from the bars he'll see the black-hooded figures filing out of the upstairs flat on their way to St. Peter and Paul's. He'll probably think they are ghosts, but he won't care much.

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A tenant describes the odd neighbors in his building with a deadpan calm that makes the whole thing funny. The upstairs flat now holds monks who chant at four in the morning, and the speaker half wishes for the previous tenant, a woman whose TV "ate cats." That's a ridiculous trade-off, and he treats it as a serious one.

The humor comes from his flat, matter-of-fact tone. A cat-eating TV is mentioned almost like a noisy appliance, and his real worry is a future monk who might learn the organ. The man downstairs, who drinks, ends the poem by mistaking the monks for ghosts and not caring. That shrug suits the mood: the speaker seems to accept that city life brings strange, loud neighbors, and he just endures them. The poem is absurd, gently comic, and oddly affectionate about the chaos around him.

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